derpycats:

He did this to himself. Then looked at me with sad eyes because I was to busy laughing to help him.

derpycats:

He did this to himself. Then looked at me with sad eyes because I was to busy laughing to help him.

chaozus:

adrianlamort:

chaozus:

IM NOT EVEN TALKING TO ANYONE!!!

does your religion even allow tumblr or whatever?

yes but i DO know that my religion doesn’t allow me to whoop bitches lame 2nd rate asses if they fuck w me and i think u fuckin wit me boy ima take u down town mecca get u trampled over by a couple thousand of us

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

You wake up next to a dude can't remember but he's hot af
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redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

thm.